Building a Base

Drinking is fun.  Puking and hangovers are not.  These are both facts of life, and cannot be changed however hard you may try.  However there are ways of minimizing the chances of puking and the severity of said hangover.  If you are just learning how to make jungle juice you’ll need to give every advantage to your body that you can.  One surefire way to help yourself is to build a base in that belly of yours.

Not all food is created equal, anyone who has attended public schools can attest to that.  Just as flavor varies with each type of food so does it’s ability to stave off hangovers and overly drunk bar goers.  The biggest point is that sometimes you will sacrifice your favorite food for something with more beer soaking power.  Today we will break down what makes a perfect base for hardcore party shenanigans.

-Beef, its generally has a good amount of grease and fat, both things that help to slow the body’s absorption of alcohol.

-Bread or buns, this is an integral part to any pre party base.  This is the main part of the base that keep from you from having gurgling belches.

-Everyone loves a big helping of Taco Bell after a wild night, this does not make it a good base.  It doesn’t absorb/block alcohol as well as you’d think, there’s a reason you eat this AFTER partying.

-Skip drinks with dinner, you’ll end up drunker than you planned.  As you eat your metabolism speeds up, with this the rate you absorb alcohol increases as well.  We’re aiming for a marathon not a drunken sprint.

-Do not overeat!  While general wisdom would tell us if some is good more is better, not true.  Eating to the point of being stuffed means there isn’t any room left, trying to shove lots of alcohol into an already overfilled tummy is a recipe for a crummy, uncomfortable night.

-While rice can soak up a ton of liquid in dry form, after being cooked its a diffrent story.  Chinese food could possibly be the worst food to eat before a big night out.

Ideally before you head out you’ll grab a healthy size burger and fries.  The beef will be greasy as it should be for a party animal’s belly.  The bread and fries will have the right amount of starches to help your stomach make it through the night.  Last but not least popping a few tums before you head out can help reduce the amount of acid in your stomach when you wake up, which will cut down on that stomach churning feeling.
Hopefully this will help you for the next rager.  These are guidelines and amend them to meet you individual needs.  Enjoy your drinks and learning how to make jungle juice.

Keep the party goin!
Casey@Howtomakejunglejuice.com

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5 Reasons Junglejuice rocks so hard

1. Drunk Factor-

 Junglejuice gets you drunk, plain and simple.  Now, I’m sure plenty of people think ” Well so does (insert other alcoholic drink),” which I can’t argue with.  However this is the mother of all drunks.  I’m talking “Dude where’d we get a goat?” drunk, it kicks ass and takes names.

2. The Tequila Effect-

Clothes seem to fly off inbetween gulps, wether its incredibly sexy or hilarious beyond belief varies wildly.  Either way, regardless if it turns steamy or eye scalding, stories abound and that’s what counts.

3. The Price is Right-

 Throwing together a tasty batch of junglejuice is very easy to change based on cash flow.  Rolling in the cash?  Go buy all the liquor  yourself and spring for a few higher quality liqours.  On the flip side, say your hours just got cut, replace some of the tastier alcohols with vodka and extra juice.  Heck, if the coffers are really low but you still need a party go for a potluck style brew…cheap and easy, god bless.

4.  You can invite everyone-

  Most people have a friend or friends who just doesn’t understand byob.  Wether intentional or not it sucks, as a good friend you’ll usually spot them a few but we all know you want to tell em’ where the nearest quick- trip is.  Not to mention no one ever seems to remember to “get ya back”, again life happens.  But if this sounds like you, don’t despair get some junglejuice together.  What better drink to serve to the masses of hardcore party animals and mooches than one made in 5 gallon jugs, bathtubs, and trash cans?  Yea, I saw that lightbulb go off.

5. Leveling Up-

  We’ve all experienced beer goggles.  Sometimes they help you level up and score someone out of your league, other times you just think you did.  Now imagine beer goggles on steroids, ya you just met junglejuice goggles, you’re welcome.

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Beer Pong Basics

Where there is Jungle Juice, odds are good someone will be ponging.  They simply go together perfectly.  As such I thought it would be a good idea to throw the basics out there for newbs and down the line I’ll get some variations up for the old pros.

The game entails having two players or teams playing against each other on a ping pong table or any other available table. Each team or two player arranges six to ten cups filled with beer or vodka or jungle juice. The cups are normally arranged in a pyramid form. The main task in the game is for each player to attempt to bounce a pong into one of the beer cups on the opponent’s side of the table. When a player manages to through a pong into any of the cups on the opposing side of the table, one of the opponents is obliged to drink up the content in the cup. The game continues until one of the teams makes their opponents drink up all the cups on their side; thus emerging the winner.
The original beer pong game was played with paddles and it was invented by college students from Dartmouth College in the mid 1950s. The inventors of the game used an actual ping pong table equipped with its net and the cups were aligned in a pyramid form.  It is also rumored that the orignal pong pros were frat boys, I know it’s shocking. The game later evolved and the players started using plain tables and their bare hands to throw the pong into the beer cups. In the 1970s, students from the Bucknell University modified the game and they came up with the throw pong game which later evolved to the current beer pong game.

BeerPong Tables!

The general rules of beer pong are universal but they are open to modification depending on the college or the place the game is being played. The players are allowed to either throw or bounce the beer pong into the opponent’s cups. Each team is only allowed to have one throw. In some places, if a player decides to bounce the pong, there is always an agreed number of bounces that the pong should make for a shot to be valid. When the cups start being emptied, the teams are supposed to re-rack them to make it easy for the opposing team to make shots. The remaining cups must always be arranged in a pyramid form.

The most exciting rule of beer pong is the rebuttal rule which allows the team whose cups are all drained to make shots on the opponents’ cups. This continues until both of them miss and they are required to proceed and drink the opponents’ remaining beer. There is also the rule that if a two shots are made on one cup before the other team drinks the beer in it, that team loses; therefore, each team is forced to drink up the beer immediately a shot is made.

If the pong is thrown and it circles the rim of the cup, the opponents are free to knock it off before it gets into their cup. Spilling of the beer on any team side is legal in the game since it’s a score for the opponents. If during the application of the rebuttal rule the team given a chance manages to eliminate all the beer cups from the opponents’ side, three extra cups are arranged for each team for an overtime play to find the winner. These are the general beer pong rules that are either fully applied whenever the game is played or slightly altered depending on the availability of the equipment or the preferences of the players.

Have fun and keep the party goin!

Casey

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Strawberry Watermelon Jungle Juice

Most jungle juice concoctions you find at parties is glorified Hawaiian Punch that has been spiked and dumped into a plastic jug.  While there is nothing wrong with that it does get overdone and people like trying new things.  Imagine if every party you went to had nothing but Jaeger Bombs, it’d get old right?   This jungle juice recipe is a nice little change of pace without going nuts or breaking the bank.

 

  • 1 L Everclear
  • 2- 750 ml Watermelon Schnapps
  • 1- 750 ml Strawberry Schnapps
  • 3- 6 qt Strawberry Lemonade Mix
  • 1 watermelon
  • 1 lb strawberries

This is a pretty easy jungle juice recipe and is easiest to prepare the night before a party.  Mix the Everclear and schnapps together in your container, a clean trash can or large cooler works well.  After having sliced up your watermelon into chunks add it and the strawberries to the alcohol.  Allow the fruit to soak for 3-5 hours approximately, the longer it soaks the more alcohol it will contain.  Once you’ve soaked the chunks to desired potency add the lemonade to the mixture and stir thoroughly.  Ideally allow this to sit overnight for best flavor, just be sure to keep it in a cool area.  Alternately you can put everything together the day of your big bash, you will still get the same general flavor the fruit will just be less full of alcohol filled.  We all know us party animals aren’t known for great time management. Have fun, be safe and of course feel free to e-mail or post any questions.

Keep the party goin!
Casey@HowToMakeJungleJuice.com

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History of Jungle Juice

 Jungle Juice is an alcoholic, fruity punch often prepared to be enjoyed in parties. It is the ultimate party drink thanks to its fruity flavour and the fact that it is inexpensive. As a matter of fact, you can serve an entire party of twenty plus with just one big jug. Moreover, it is an easy drink to prepare. A typical Jungle Juice recipe will contain nothing more than a large quantity of hard alcohol blended with a variety of fruit juices. The fruit juices are basically meant for flavour and stretching the quantity of the alcohol.
The origin of Jungle Juice remains widely unknown but is widely associated with The United States Military soldiers. It is belived that these soldiers were the pioneers of Jungle Juice.  They threw together whichever alcohol and drinks they had, and were stationed in jungles.

I think the one on the left is winning

  The term “Jungle Juice” is largely attributed to the drink’s potency [abilty to take one to an extreme state of inebriation which creates animal-like behaviour].Portraying such characteristics similar to that associated with the legendary “George of the Jungle” is not strange after two mugs of Jungle Juice. It is said that The U.S Marines in Pacific Theatre of WWII came up with the name “Jungle Juice” from mixing various alcohols and juices in various vessels.

Today, Jungle Juice is improvised in a variety of ways depending on the type of occassion or party it is drank, where it is prepared and the ingredients available for its preparation. This explains why the types of Jungle Juices today have so many variations.  Interestingly, the term “Jungle Juice” is nowadays used to describe similar less-than-reputable alcoholic concoctions. Contemporary concoctions of Jungle Juice will still contain a blend of alcohol[ for instance; Everclear, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Whiskey] and fruit juices like Orange, Apple, Grape and Pineapple which in my opinion offers a great blend with any alcohol. Aditionally, you can eat the fruit as well since it absorbs a considerable amount of alcohol and will get you shnockered.
More often than not, Jungle Juice is prepared and allowed to site overnight to be enjoyed by celebrants the next day. To be honest, Jungle Juice is so popular that it is preferred for a party of any kind. That great victory party after a basketball tournament, end of semester party, and an office party will all go down perfectly with some well blended Jungle Juice.

Keep the party goin!

Casey@HowToMakeJungleJuice.com

 

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Cherry Rum Jungle Juice

Jungle Juice Pirate

I’m here for the jungle juice….and booty!

 This jungle juice recipe is a nice mellow number that is sure to have even loyal jungle juicists taken by surprise.  Generally rum is not given as much attention in a jungle juice, this is a great way to give even hardcore partyers something new and fun!  If adding fruit, allowing at least 4-6 hours to mix and soak is recomened, overnight is even better.  The Cherry Rum Jungle Juice Recipe would work great for any party but would be great with a pirate type theme or something similar.   

  • 1 L Everclear
  • 1.75 L Malibu Rum
  • 750 ml Bacardi 151
  • 2- 6 qt Containers Cherry Kool-Aid
  • 2- 6 qt Containers Lemonade Mix 

Optional Additions: Fruit(cherries, lemon wheels, orange slices), use edible gold spray paint to turn the fruit into “treasure”, paint bucket/tub/ect to look like an old wooden barrel.

 
  Send your personal jungle juice twists, ideas, pics, whatever!  It’s always great to find new jungle juice recipes and see what people are doing!!   

Keep the party goin!
Casey@howtomakejunglejuice.com

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Budget Orange Jungle Juice

Orange cheap jungle juice

Always great cold, goes amazing with a hot day…

This is an easy jungle juice recipe that is great for summer parties, hawaiian themes, as well as the budget conscious.  Vodka and Rum can both be bought dirt cheap, so embrace those awful brands(juice masks the horrible taste ).  Also remember to utilize drink mixes instead of buying premade when possible, no sense in paying an upcharge for water.  If you decide to add fruit its best to let everything sit after mixing for at least 4-6 hours, if not overnight, the longer it sits the more alcohol in the fruit.

Estimated Cost: $70     Batch Size: 5 gallons 

  • 4 (750 ml) bottles vodka
  • 2 (750 ml) bottles white rum
  • 2 gallons orange-flavored drink (Think Tang)
  • 2 (46 oz) cans fruit punch
  • 4 quarts pink lemonade
  • 4 quarts orange and pineapple juice blend

Optional Additions: A few cans of cherries, orange slices, pineapple wedges, substitute Tang for orange soda, Everclear(grain alcohol) subing for vodka would reduce price an could raise potency

*Warning*: Everclear is 3 times more potent than 70 proof vodka.  If using Everclear I highly recomend reducing to 2- 750 ml bottles, this will still increase potency as if you used 6 bottles of vodka, and cost less.  Also consider a bit more juice or taste concerns.

Keep the Party Goin!

Casey@HowToMakeJungleJuice.com

 

 

 

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